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I write stuff and I make little drawings. I come up with concepts for games as well as concepts for stories, films, movies, motion pictures, moving pictures, the pictures, picture shows and etcetera. Sue me.

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"The Ordertaker"

3 hours ago by NGPulp

So, here's a strange foreign novelty song from "Edgar's Parish"/"Parokya ni Edgar" with absurd lyrics about a restaurant not having food. Enjoy.

Album: "Let's Go to the Parish"/"Halina sa Parokya"
Year: 2005
Genre: Rock

I just (crappily) translated the lyrics for fun.


(Intro instrumental)

Waiter! I'll have the porkchop!
and I'll also have 2 cups of rice
Put some ketchup on it.

Do you have chopsuey?
No, sir.
Do you have 'adobo'?
No, sir.
Do you have 'bulalo'?
We're all out, sir.
Do you have anything?!
Nothing.
NOTHING?!

HEY! IS THERE NO-O
IS THERE NOTHING TO ORDER?
TO ORDER!
CHEF! YOU'VE GOT A MENU,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO ORDER!
OH WAITER!

Oh, how I wish, there'd at least be
some 'siopao' or a burger!
To order!
To order!
To o-oorde-ee-r! 

(Repeat first 4 verses 2x)

(Instrumental)

WAITER!
WAITER!!!
ORDER!
ORDER!!!
(Repeat verse 2x)

Oh, handsome waiter, what do you have here?
Oh, handsome waiter
is there any chicken mami,
'longsi', 'tosi' and 'tapsi',
noodles, 'lugaw' and 'lomi',
pork and tofu, 'pares', 

bee-ee-eef!

FRIEEEEEED SIOOOOOMAAAAI!
(I'm just really fuckin' hungry!)
FRIEEEEEED SIOOOOOMAAAAI!
(I'm just really fuckin' hungry.)

HEY! IS THERE NO-O
IS THERE NOTHING TO ORDER?
TO ORDER!
CHEF! YOU'VE GOT A MENU,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO ORDER!
OH WAITER!


Oh, how I wish, there'd at least be
some 'siopao' or a burger!
To order!
To order!
To o-oorde-ee-r! 

MOTHERFUCKIN' GREASY-SPOON!
WHERE'S ALL YOUR GODDAMN FOOD?!
MOTHERFUCKIN' GREASY-SPOON!

WHERE'S ALL YOUR GODDAMN FOOD?!


And still I question myself as to why I decided to do this.


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