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2 weeks ago by NGPulp
Updated 5 days ago

Welcome to Newgrounds.

- Don't let Dovahkhiin1994's huge ego hit you on the way out.
- Remember to always feed the trolls, you know how hungry they are.
- Also a protip: Don't take these here forums too seriously, unless you know it's pretty damned important.
- Don't diss Yurgenburgen.
- He's one of the secret moderators.
- Never fuck around with Wade or Tom or else you're dead.
- Just abide by the rules when they need abiding (i.e, Never.)
- Don't diss the staff.
- We can't shut up about the chat.
- Viper sold his soul to the devil.
- If you ask for stuff (ex. "Ban me"), they mods sure will fulfill your requests.
- Also, there used to be a rule against "I'm new here" topics, but that's changed.
- Don't be a jerk when reviewing and rating content.
- If Vnzi asks you to wear red shades, WEAR 'EM.
- Then again, Vnzi is dead now.
- Beware of the Soup Squad.
- SubliminalVirus could teach you all about BSDM, if that's your thing.
- Makakaov can tell you all about his experiences with the idiosyncrasies of American life.
- Xenomit isn't necessarily a furry just because of his icon, dick.
- Anagrams can be fun for dyslexics.
- DigsBot is a cool animator.
- ButzboPrud, too.
- Lots of cool animators, actually.
- NeonSpider's a cool BBS poster.
- Lots of cool BBS posters, actually.
- The NG Chat and Store are gone, now shut up.
- Don't be an asshole, to yourself and to others.
- Or do, I don't give a shit.
- Rate 5.
- Asandir could interview you.
- So could a few other folks, as well.
- Radekator doesn't want to be eaten.
- Slint is a "pretty hate machine".
- WahyahRanger is the First National Bank of Joe.
- If you want to pet a kitty, ask SCET3. That is all.
- Please no /b/tards.
- Also, don't be racist!
- I miss the chat.
- Want depressing news stories? TheGameChanger could give you some of that (also Yeti spam.)
- When posting content, make sure it isn't crap.
- The reviews system for threads is still a pending suggestion.
- Make sure to pour out your heart and soul to every single piece of text in your reply.
- Egoraptor "betrayed us".
- TVTropes is fuckin' entertaining.
- If you love TVTropes, you'll hate Weeaboo. Since you'll confuse the term with this user and vice versa.
- Make sure to always wear an umbrella.
- Start with the Newgrounds classic movies and games such as Alien Hominid, Dad's Home, There she is!!!, Animator v. Animation, Pico and Telebubby Funland.
- We like hating on things because it's "edgy".
- None of us believe in the friendzone.
- FiendMachine does, though.
- Everyone misses the chat.
- Phobotech keeps on thinking about joining the army.
- Leave me alone.
- Dara6789 ought to cut herself with that knife she bought.
- Natick is actually Terezi Pyrope in disguise. Not a clever disguise at that; hates 'pity parties'.
- Koopahermit is actually a bearded man wearing a bowler hat who's in the tropics.
- Dalexj1337 still hasn't drawn your avatar just like his yet, hasn't he?
- General is secretly the Video Game forum in disguise.
- Piggler likes pigs. (Running out of ideas, here.)
- When will they bring the chat back?
- That NG BBS Fighting Game seriously needs to be made.
- Newgrounds was created for our lord and master Tom to show off his stuff, but now it's for anyone to show off their stuff.
- Lots of social networks ripped us off.
- Newgrounds used to have hentai ads.
- When in doubt; Beep-Me-Jesus!
- Monster-64 is angry 24/7.
- Go deep inside the recesses of ManDeep.
- Chronamut likes to advertise his sig in the form of shitposts.
- You can never be the king of the portal. No one can trump our lord and master.
- "The problems of the future, today!" was the best slogan ever. (Can I have it now?)
- Please for the love of god don't resurrect the "Wazzup!" bandwagon.
- All your base are belong to horrible grammar.
- Joe is rather concerned with JohnnyUtah.
- Life sucks without the chat.
- The NSA is toadally watchin' you, man.
- Nothing is real.
- Art is a lie.
- SuperGhandi64 hurr durr.
- exudaz thought he was a somebody.
- Memes are old and stupid, we're tired of it.
- Threads, Are They Real?
- Happy Birthday to you in advance.
- PotHeadParadise is probably one of my favorite users.
- Everyone here is a wannabe comedian.
- Urban-Champion is sorry for having a sense of humor.
- SubparTony is actually just on-par. (I apologize.)
- The literature portal will come, eventually.
- Everyone just absolutely loves you. Never forget that.
- Never forget The Alamo, too.
- Newgrounds is now 75% worse because the chat's gone.
- Necrobumping can be fun.
- I didn't steal your hentai, JRob
- When will Jesus bring the pork chops?!
- Try not to get a nice shiny ban.
- Don't want to be offended? Ask Sense-Offender.
- Everyone absolutely and totally hates the new redesign.
- Don't tell me 'bout how you can't get no satisfaction.
- "Madness" can be quite violent at times, but other than that it's fine.
- JimmyTheCaterpillar feels he doesn't get enough credit around here and is very buthurt about not being on this list.
- Ro-May-O wants to know where da Badroom is.
- We don't have a user named "Fuck" around here-- how sad.
- Why can't I stop talking about that damn chat?
- TomFulp's upcoming game is "Captain Red-Eye and the Shitting Pig Menace".
- Now that everything's over with...
- Feel free to watch our endless collection of furry midget hentai.
- NGPulp would like to apologize for this long set of tasteless jokes.
- The BBC would, too. Unfortunately they're busy suing Tom's ass over Telebubby Fun Land.


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11 days ago

Because of you I realized Mary is a dumbass. Man, I gots to wear the spectacle goggles more often.

Also, love this list.

11 days ago NGPulp responds:

You didn't discover it until now?


Thanks for the lovin' though.


2 weeks ago

Don't call me a dumbass you piece of shit, and im not a dumbass since I have a 3.7 gpa and will have 14 careers. you have no right, let alone no one has the right on newgrounds to comment badly on my petitions that work and will get movie sequels. fuck off and mind your own business you dumbass nega piece of shit.

13 days ago NGPulp responds:

Seriously though, are you truly and really not a dumbass?

You sure?



2 weeks ago

thats about right.


2 weeks ago

Four years on this fucking site with two accounts and no mention of either account.

Shit, I thought I was a somebody...

2 weeks ago NGPulp responds:

well, I've amended it.


2 weeks ago

I make art and post alot.

2 weeks ago NGPulp responds:



2 weeks ago

no n***a fuck off

2 weeks ago NGPulp responds:

Cool your jets nunchucks.


2 weeks ago

Can you name all the references?