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7/6/14 by NGPulp
Updated 5 hours ago

Welcome to Newgrounds.

- Don't let Dovahkhiin1994's huge ego hit you on the way out.
- Remember to always feed the trolls, you know how hungry they are.
- Also a protip: Don't take these here forums too seriously, unless you know it's pretty damned important.
- Don't diss Yurgenburgen.
- He's one of the secret moderators.
- Never fuck around with Wade or Tom or else you're dead.
- Just abide by the rules when they need abiding (i.e, Never.)
- Don't diss the staff.
- We can't shut up about the chat.
- Viper sold his soul to the devil.
- If you ask for stuff (ex. "Ban me"), they mods sure will fulfill your requests.
- Also, there used to be a rule against "I'm new here" topics, but that's changed.
- Don't be a jerk when reviewing and rating content.
- If Vnzi asks you to wear red shades, WEAR 'EM.
- Then again, Vnzi is dead now.
- Beware of the Soup Squad.
- SubliminalVirus could teach you all about BSDM, if that's your thing.
- Makakaov can tell you all about his experiences with the idiosyncrasies of American life.
- Xenomit isn't necessarily a furry just because of his icon, dick.
- But he actually is-- whoops.
- Anagrams can be fun for dyslexics.
- DigsBot is a cool animator.
- ButzboPrud, too.
- Lots of cool animators, actually.
- NeonSpider's a cool BBS poster.
- Lots of cool BBS posters, actually.
- The NG Chat and Store are gone, now shut up.
- Don't be an asshole, to yourself and to others.
- Or do, I don't give a shit.
- Rate 5.
- Asandir could interview you.
- So could a few other folks, as well.
- Radaketor doesn't want to be eaten.
- Slint is a "pretty hate machine".
- WahyahRanger is the First National Bank of Joe.
- If you want to pet a kitty, ask SCET3. That is all.
- Please no /b/tards.
- Also, don't be racist!
- I miss the chat.
- Want depressing news stories? TheGameChanger could give you some of that (also Yeti spam; inb4 alts, though.)
- When posting content, make sure it isn't crap.
- The reviews system for threads is still a pending suggestion.
- Make sure to pour out your heart and soul to every single piece of text in your reply.
- Egoraptor "betrayed us".
- TVTropes is fuckin' entertaining.
- If you love TVTropes, you'll hate Weeaboo. Since you'll confuse the term with this user and vice versa.
- Make sure to always wear an umbrella.
- Start with the Newgrounds classic movies and games such as Alien Hominid, Dad's Home, There she is!!!, Animator v. Animation, Pico and Telebubby Funland.
- We like hating on things because it's "edgy".
- None of us believe in the friendzone.
- FiendMachine does, though.
- Everyone misses the chat.
- Phobotech keeps on thinking about joining the army.
- Leave me alone.
- Dara6789 ought to cut herself with that knife she bought.
- Ctdgrop IS Dara6789/
- Natick is actually Terezi Pyrope in disguise. Not a clever disguise at that; hates 'pity parties'.
- Koopahermit is actually a bearded man wearing a bowler hat who's in the tropics.
- Dalexj1337 still hasn't drawn your avatar just like his yet, hasn't he?
- General is secretly the Video Game forum in disguise.
- Piggler likes pigs. (Running out of ideas, here.)
- When will they bring the chat back?
- That NG BBS Fighting Game seriously needs to be made.
- Newgrounds was created for our lord and master Tom to show off his stuff, but now it's for anyone to show off their stuff.
- Lots of social networks ripped us off.
- Newgrounds used to have hentai ads.
- When in doubt; Beep-Me-Jesus!
- No kids allowed.
- Monster-64 is angry 24/7.
- Go deep inside the recesses of ManDeep.
- Chronamut likes to advertise his sig in the form of shitposts.
- You can never be the king of the portal. No one can trump our lord and master.
- "The problems of the future, today!" was the best slogan ever. (Can I have it now?)
- "IF YOU JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNNNNNNNN ):" go to SukiWukiDookie.
- Please for the love of god don't resurrect the "Wazzup!" bandwagon.
- All your base are belong to horrible grammar.
- Joe is rather concerned with JohnnyUtah.
- Life sucks without the chat.
- The NSA is toadally watchin' you, man.
- Nothing is real.
- Art is a lie.
- Reiska3 is a mean, green, thread-making machine.
- ComicD and stuff.
- SuperGhandi64 hurr durr.
- exudaz thought he was a somebody.
- Memes are old and stupid, we're tired of it.
- Threads, Are They Real?
- Happy Birthday to you in advance.
- PotHeadParadise is probably one of my favorite users.
- Everyone here is a wannabe comedian.
- BILINGUAL BONUS: "Tang ina mo."
- I find it ironic that we have a mod named stafffighter.
- Urban-Champion is sorry for having a sense of humor.
- SubparTony is actually just on-par. (I apologize.)
- The pacing in that previous joke was terrible.
- The literature portal will come, eventually.
- Manly-Chicken also made a nice choice while coming up with a username.
- Everyone just absolutely loves you. Never forget that.
- Never forget The Alamo, too.
- REMEMBER: August 21 is Toad Day.
- Newgrounds is now 75% worse because the chat's gone.
- Necrobumping can be fun.
- I didn't steal your hentai, JRob
- Chdonga has some pretty cool stories.
- Just try to bring up 9/11 in front of fieldertiger; the results are hilariously sad.
- 1916 is in the pursuit of logic, don't bother him.
- When will Jesus bring the pork chops?!
- Try not to get a nice shiny ban.
- Why are we here?
- Wanted: Bedspacer
- KatMaestro is a "Finnish asshole coder", whatever that is.
- Encycolpedia Dramatica fucking sucks.
- We demonize other sites we don't like. (4chan, tumblr, etc.) (Deal with it.)
- Don't want to be offended? Ask Sense-Offender.
- Everyone absolutely and totally hates the new redesign.
- Don't tell me 'bout how you can't get no satisfaction.
- "Madness" can be quite violent at times, but other than that it's fine.
- JimmyTheCaterpillar feels he doesn't get enough credit around here and is very buthurt about not being on this list-- wait a sec...
- Ro-May-O wants to know where da Badroom is.
- We don't have a user named "Fuck" around here-- how sad.
- We do have a user named "pornography"
- Why can't I stop talking about that damn chat?
- BILINGUAL BONUS 2: "Meine hoden sind lebende".
- TomFulp's upcoming game is "Captain Red-Eye and the Shitting Pig Menace".
- Now that everything's over with...
- Feel free to watch our endless collection of furry midget hentai.
- NGPulp would like to apologize for this long set of tasteless jokes.
- The BBC would, too. Unfortunately they're busy suing Tom's ass over Telebubby Fun Land.


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RadaketorRadaketor

2 weeks ago

There was a mistake? I didn't even notice.


RadaketorRadaketor

2 weeks ago

I feel honoured to be in such a list.

2 weeks ago NGPulp responds:

Fixed the spelling mistake, Radekator.


CiviLiesCiviLies

1 month ago

"Rate 5"
Hah


Dude serious, I see you've added something about the "NG BBS Fighting Game". If we weren't all so lazy how cool would it be if we each designed our own characters and made it multiplayer. Hell, it could even be to were the BBS users could only play as themselves via login, maybe a character creation tool to keep it simple.

8/2/14 (Updated 8/2/14) NGPulp responds:

Man, that would be cool.

That 2nd mock roster image I was promised to be in doesn't seem to have appeared yet.

I edit this news post in an arbitrary manner, really.
Adding it with bits and pieces I've gathered from the BBS over the months I've been staying here.

Just latching it onto any new user thread.


SCTE3SCTE3

8/2/14

I have no issue as long as the user isn't mean. :)


fmn335fmn335

7/13/14

Because of you I realized Mary is a dumbass. Man, I gots to wear the spectacle goggles more often.

Also, love this list.

7/13/14 NGPulp responds:

You didn't discover it until now?

Weird.

Thanks for the lovin' though.


Don't call me a dumbass you piece of shit, and im not a dumbass since I have a 3.7 gpa and will have 14 careers. you have no right, let alone no one has the right on newgrounds to comment badly on my petitions that work and will get movie sequels. fuck off and mind your own business you dumbass nega piece of shit.

7/11/14 NGPulp responds:

Seriously though, are you truly and really not a dumbass?

You sure?

You REAAAALLLYYY sure?


MrPercieMrPercie

7/8/14

thats about right.


exudazexudaz

7/7/14

Four years on this fucking site with two accounts and no mention of either account.

Shit, I thought I was a somebody...

7/7/14 NGPulp responds:

well, I've amended it.


I make art and post alot.

7/7/14 NGPulp responds:

Indeed.


AmaAma

7/6/14

no n***a fuck off

7/6/14 NGPulp responds:

Cool your jets nunchucks.


NGPulpNGPulp

7/6/14

Can you name all the references?